May 2013
47 posts
It’s so quiet but she hears in the silence
swasticunts:
I tamagotchu pregnant
chillaxemurderer:
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
dingoinnuendo:
wwebkinz:
dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
newpac:
when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
pavemint:
do you ever just look in the mirror and try and decide if you’re fat or not
what do you mean i’m not beyonce
breadboxes:
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
awkwardvagina:
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
dignitea:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
waking up: no
indianchiefkeef:
old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between
thatfunnyblog:
i bet in hell everyones face looks like this
brigwife:
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
easier to spell
all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
it isn’t
katara:
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
*puts on horror movie*
fuck this im out
April 2013
148 posts
dampsandwich:
speaking words of wisdom, bitch i might be
rabioheab:
i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”
